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var ttl = new Array(num+1);
ttl[1] = "[SSBS] Insects rule the future. I have been there.";
ttl[2] = "[SSBS] I'm Jick Rames, bitch!";
ttl[3] = "[SSBS] This site is run by motherfucking robots.";
ttl[4] = "[SSBS] Longer, harder, thicker. ... Trees.";
ttl[5] = "[SSBS] Oh, like you've never wanted to do that...";
ttl[6] = "[SSBS] Niggers and biscuits!";
ttl[7] = "[SSBS] Receiving only in back.";
ttl[8] = "[SSBS] Turquoise bicycle shoe fins actualize radishes greenly!";
ttl[9] = "[SSBS] I WILL END YOU";
ttl[10] = "[SSBS] 0100100001101001";
ttl[11] = "[SSBS] Tending to Pokemon kids & their weird thoughts since Dec '03";
ttl[12] = "[SSBS] Vin Diesel can make Anonymous forgive.";
ttl[13] = "[SSBS] Vin Diesel approves and supports this site.";
ttl[14] = "[SSBS] I ate him. He was good on toast.";
ttl[15] = "[SSBS] I'm looking at you right now.";
ttl[16] = "[SSBS] I will set you ablaze, right now~";
ttl[17] = "[SSBS] In da butt.";
ttl[18] = "[SSBS] Me > You";
ttl[19] = "[SSBS] What are you, sick?";
ttl[20] = "[SSBS] Hullo. I'm green.";
ttl[21] = "[SSBS] I'm yot as think as nou lysdexic am I.";
ttl[22] = "[SSBS] MAKE ONE WITH A RIKKO ^^";
ttl[23] = "[SSBS] -insert random page title here-";
ttl[24] = "[SSBS] Scyther, motherfucker, do you speak it?!";
ttl[25] = "[SSBS] Pet me. You know you want to.";
ttl[26] = ".raews I .esrever ni ton si sihT ]SBSS[";
ttl[27] = "[SSBS] You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.";
ttl[28] = "[SSBS] I am the Jack of England!";
ttl[29] = "[SSBS] AHHH SKEET SKEET SKEET";
ttl[30] = "[SSBS] Jumbiliah!";
ttl[31] = "[SSBS] Т.у";
ttl[32] = "[SSBS] My cock can walk right through the door, with a feeling so pure~";
ttl[33] = "[SSBS] oh em eff gee";
ttl[34] = "[SSBS] I knew I should have made a left at Albuquerque...";
ttl[35] = "[SSBS] WHY?! BECAUSE I'M EXTREEEEEEME!!";
ttl[36] = "[SSBS] If your chicken starts barking, you better throw a clown at the President.";
ttl[37] = "[SSBS] ( Ї-Ї) (_ _ ) ( Ї-Ї) (_ _ ) ( Ї-Ї) (_ _ ) ( Ї-Ї) (_ _ )";
ttl[38] = "[SSBS] I wanna cast magic missile.";
ttl[39] = "[SSBS] The sick Sheik's sixth sheep's sick.";
ttl[40] = "[SSBS] wut";
ttl[41] = "[SSBS] Stop pollution: Kill babies.";
ttl[42] = "[SSBS] I am just that damn good.";
ttl[43] = "[SSBS] MRRRRRRR";
ttl[44] = "[SSBS] I have candy in my van. :>";
ttl[45] = "[SSBS] WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?";
ttl[46] = "[SSBS] Yes I do feel like a human. I do not feel like a tree.";
ttl[47] = "[SSBS] I type a 101 words a minute, but it's in my own language.";
ttl[48] = "[SSBS] If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.";
ttl[49] = "[SSBS] Not to be used for the other use.";
ttl[50] = "[SSBS] I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.";
ttl[51] = "[SSBS] Don't take life too seriously. You may not get out alive.";
ttl[52] = "[SSBS] It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.";
ttl[53] = "[SSBS] Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software.";
ttl[54] = "[SSBS] Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh.";
ttl[55] = "[SSBS] The trouble with life is there's no background music.";
ttl[56] = "[SSBS] NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.";
ttl[57] = "[SSBS] 29A, the hexadecimal of the Beast.";
ttl[58] = "[SSBS] AI programmers only think they do it.";
ttl[59] = "[SSBS] All true wisdom is found in random website page titles.";
ttl[60] = "[SSBS] I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work.";
ttl[61] = "[SSBS] rofl lol that not how u ply";
ttl[62] = "[SSBS] That sky looks like ground.";
ttl[63] = "[SSBS] HEAL PLZ";
ttl[64] = "[SSBS] CLICK >>>HERE<<< TO WIN A FREE I-POD!";
ttl[65] = "[SSBS] Do you even find these titles funny anymore?";
ttl[66] = "[SSBS] ZING!";
ttl[67] = "[SSBS] BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZING BUZZ";
ttl[68] = "[SSBS] Do you know the way to San Jose?";
ttl[69] = "[SSBS] THSE ARE NO MY HNDS";
ttl[70] = "[SSBS] o.o";
ttl[71] = "[SSBS] You will drink the blood of the innocent and you will LIKE IT!";
ttl[72] = "[SSBS] Well fuck your shit :>";
ttl[73] = "[SSBS] ess ess bee ess";
ttl[74] = "[SSBS] MY WIFE, SHE DIED. IN A FIELD. *dances*";
ttl[75] = "[SSBS] My Pokemon brings all the boys to the yard~";
ttl[76] = "[SSBS] It's what Brian Boitano would do.";
ttl[77] = "[SSBS] HUGBEES!";
ttl[78] = "[SSBS] I would punch every bee in the FACE!";
ttl[79] = "[SSBS] Wow lugia and latias its is WonderFull sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!";
ttl[80] = "[SSBS] I need about tree fitty.";
ttl[81] = "[SSBS] Jesus saves. Everyone else take full damage.";
ttl[82] = "[SSBS] Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a good sandwich.";
ttl[83] = "[SSBS] Always remember, you're unique, just like everyone else.";
ttl[84] = "[SSBS] My karma ran over your dogma.";
ttl[85] = "[SSBS] I is a college student.";
ttl[86] = "[SSBS] We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.";
ttl[87] = "[SSBS] Give me ambiguity, or give me something else.";
ttl[88] = "[SSBS] Give me apathy, or don't.";
ttl[89] = "[SSBS] I WILL CUT YOU";
ttl[90] = "[SSBS] Paranoids have enemies too.";
ttl[91] = "[SSBS] America Online. So easy to use, no wonder the internet is full of morons.";
ttl[92] = "[SSBS] Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!";
ttl[93] = "[SSBS] This website may explode at any time for no apparent reason.";
ttl[94] = "[SSBS] Scyther X-ing";
ttl[95] = "[SSBS] I souport publik edekasion.";
ttl[96] = "[SSBS] Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.";
ttl[97] = "[SSBS] FUCK";
ttl[98] = "[SSBS] WTF?!";
ttl[99] = "[SSBS] KAWAII DESU NE? ^_^";
ttl[100] = "[SSBS] ^_________________^";
ttl[101] = "[SSBS] WHAT IS IN YOUR ESSENCE?!";
ttl[102] = "[SSBS] Satan is in your eyelids. ^-^";
ttl[103] = "[SSBS] Well whoopdy-fuck.";
ttl[104] = "[SSBS] do dee do do do~";
ttl[105] = "[SSBS] [SSBS] [SSBS] [SSBS] [SSBS]";
ttl[106] = "[SBSS] lol oops";
ttl[107] = "[SSBS] This one time, at band camp...";
ttl[108] = "[SSBS] I hate myself and I want to die~";
ttl[109] = "[SSBS] ...";
ttl[110] = "[SSBS] I'd say apathy rocks, but I really don't care about it.";
ttl[111] = "[SSBS] IDK";
ttl[112] = "[SSBS] If Spiderman became arachnaphobic would he be scared of himself?";
ttl[113] = "[SSBS] If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?";
ttl[114] = "[SSBS] Kill, Kill, Kill, Murder, Murder, Murder";
ttl[115] = "[SSBS] BUTTLOAD OF ASS!";
ttl[116] = "[SSBS] For I am the lord of the chickens!";
ttl[117] = "[SSBS] Is my face not the portrait of innocence?";
ttl[118] = "[SSBS] COCKS ^_^";
ttl[119] = "[SSBS] hay guys whats goin on";
ttl[120] = "[SSBS] I CAME!";
ttl[121] = "[SSBS] I think I just failed a Spot check.";
ttl[122] = "[SSBS] So just how many of these things will I come up with?";
ttl[123] = "[SSBS] I'm the Queen of France!";
ttl[124] = "[SSBS] This site is not a democracy, it is a monarchy. Therefore, I own you.";
ttl[125] = "[SSBS] I can make my penis disappear~";
ttl[126] = "[SSBS] I'm Ving Rhames, bitch!";
ttl[127] = "[SSBS] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa";
ttl[128] = "[SSBS] STRAIGHT TO YOUR FACE";
ttl[129] = "[SSBS] <3";
ttl[130] = "[SSBS] Insex! :>";
ttl[131] = "[SSBS] They don't pay me enough to smile.";
ttl[132] = "[SSBS] Yes I am out of my fucking mind. Is that a problem?";
ttl[133] = "[SSBS] FUCK OFF - This message brought to you by the First Amendment.";
ttl[134] = "[SSBS] Live every second as if your ass is on fire.";
ttl[135] = "[SSBS] It's better to be crazy and know it then to be sane and doubt it.";
ttl[136] = "[SSBS] Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupid.";
ttl[137] = "[SSBS] Do I look like a motherfucking role model?";
ttl[138] = "[SSBS] Fuck the customer - I'm always right.";
ttl[139] = "[SSBS] We're all dysfunctional. Get over it.";
ttl[140] = "[SSBS] I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.";
ttl[141] = "[SSBS] I used to care, but now I take a pill for that.";
ttl[142] = "[SSBS] It's such a beautiful day, I think I'll skip my medications.";
ttl[143] = "[SSBS] If I seem weird, think about how you seem to me.";
ttl[144] = "[SSBS] Oh, I'm caught in a vortex of unspeakable evil. How about you?";
ttl[145] = "[SSBS] I long for the day in which I will feast upon your immortal soul.";
ttl[146] = "[SSBS] Had a very animated discussion with the toaster today.";
ttl[147] = "[SSBS] All fascists who are prepared to die for their country, please do that now.";
ttl[148] = "[SSBS] balls in ya mouf";
ttl[149] = "[SSBS] Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS";
ttl[150] = "[SSBS] Apathy is setting in and I couldn't care less.";
ttl[151] = "[SSBS] :|";
ttl[152] = "[SSBS] CRAAAWWWLING IIIINNN MY SKIIIIIIIN";
ttl[153] = "[SSBS] Things that bother you never bother me, I'm as happy as pie, aha!";
ttl[154] = "[SSBS] Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time~";
ttl[155] = "[SSBS] FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK";
ttl[156] = "[SSBS] WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT";
ttl[157] = "[SSBS] Didn't I tell you to stop lickin'!?";
ttl[158] = "[SSBS] I did not have sexual relations with that woman.";
ttl[159] = "[SSBS] I'm the Keymaster, are you the Gatekeeper?";
ttl[160] = "[SSBS] I misdispronunciated a word! That was ironical...";
ttl[161] = "[SSBS] Insanity - sometimes one suffers so deeply that inventing happiness becomes a necessity.";
ttl[162] = "[SSBS] ^-^ yiff yiff yiff";
ttl[163] = "[SSBS] WILL YOU IGNORANT NIGGAS SHUT THE HELL UP";
ttl[164] = "[SSBS] KILL... YOU...";
ttl[165] = "[SSBS] The multiplying villainies of nature do swarm upon him.";
ttl[166] = "[SSBS] Would you prefer a lie, or the truth?";
ttl[167] = "[SSBS] By the power of truth, I, a living man, have conquered the universe.";
ttl[168] = "[SSBS] VENI!";
ttl[169] = "[SSBS] Jesus is coming. Look busy.";
ttl[170] = "[SSBS] It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.";
ttl[171] = "[SSBS] :3";
ttl[172] = "[SSBS] DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!";
ttl[173] = "[SSBS] Bollocks!";
ttl[174] = "[SSBS] !!?!?!!???!!?!?!";
ttl[175] = "[SSBS] NUTS! Man-to-man combat in World War 2!";
ttl[176] = "[SSBS] ass";
ttl[177] = "[SSBS] Cocaine's a helluva drug.";
ttl[178] = "[SSBS] Show me POTATO SALAD!";
ttl[179] = "[SSBS] You should know better than to pick up a duck in a dungeon!";
ttl[180] = "[SSBS] mmm, tails :3";
ttl[181] = "[SSBS] BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK";
ttl[182] = "[SSBS] I shall sing the song that ends the Earth~";
ttl[183] = "[SSBS] FUEGO!";
ttl[184] = "[SSBS] CALIENTE!";
ttl[185] = "[SSBS] dix";
ttl[186] = "[SSBS] Don't forget my Rocky Road!";
ttl[187] = "[SSBS] Save a Tree, Burn a Book";
ttl[188] = "[SSBS] [S][S][B][S]";
ttl[189] = "[SSBS] Gallons upon gallons of hotness. :>";
ttl[190] = "[SSBS] ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~";
ttl[191] = "[SSBS] -жжё`жжё`жжё -= OH DEAR GOD =- `жжё`жжё`жж-'";
ttl[192] = "[SSBS] You. Die. Fire.";
ttl[193] = "[SSBS] If said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? ;D";
ttl[194] = "[SSBS] cok in as ;3";
ttl[195] = "[SSBS] What horrifying creatures lurk within the darkness? Only the Shadow Nose...";
ttl[196] = "[SSBS] Buttsauce!";
ttl[197] = "[SSBS] Now we dance... >:3";
ttl[198] = "[SSBS] JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR";
ttl[199] = "[SSBS] o.o o.o o.o o.o o.o o.o o.o o.o o.o o.o o.o";
ttl[200] = "[SSBS] i hope you got 200 bux";
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